Concert, Allergies and Health: Suckerpunched

Suckerpunched

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 124

You deserved it 3 166

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML

I agree, your life sucks 650

You deserved it 113

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By Never going outside again - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML

I agree, your life sucks 343

You deserved it 54

By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 949

You deserved it 7 257

Spill the T

By Seasonal Suck - 28/09/2022 09:30 - United States

Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 902

You deserved it 198

By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 713

You deserved it 235

Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 954

You deserved it 214

Choking over here

By JD. - 13/04/2021 00:30

Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 792

You deserved it 278

By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 847

You deserved it 18 291

Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 939

You deserved it 3 587

By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 151

You deserved it 12 147

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

That blows like a runny nose

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:24

OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.

Comments

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

That blows like a runny nose

gojira666 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:23

God bless you

xoconnie 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:54

Wellllllll, could have been worse. For example, you could have been watching the knicks get killed by the heat.

cheaptrix 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:04

That snot a good way to start the day, and everyone nose it

eternalkaos 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:11

Oh you're clever!

NiveaKK 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:29

Good wordplay

hellbilly205 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:34

I would have still went and toughed it out for the concert.

alexup24 13

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

It sure did knock you out.

kshafer08 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:12

You sure it wasn't a mosh pit that knocked you on your ass and your just blaming allergies? Mosh pits get pretty intense...

ebonyirony 29

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:11

You're.

BFpwnsFTF 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:31

If you're going to be a grammar nazi then get your (not you're) facts straight.

penguin_princess 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:44

She means where he said your just blaming should be you're just blaming..

kshafer08 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:31

She's right. My bust.

DawnShadow_fml 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:14

Umm...take Claritin?

alexup24 13

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:19

Get claritin clear

laurbear12 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 10:58

I agree, but it's annoying how expensive allergy meds are!!

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:16

Next time use the force to stop those allergies... I have know idea why, but when I read this I pictured an epic star wars battle with music and everything. my nerdom knows no bounds!

josephhaynes1990 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:02

I honestly saw the same thing when I read about the imperial fist of seasonal allergies!

maxmex13 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:34

Who wouldn't when there is a phrase like "imperial fist" in a sentence?

rocker_chick105 31

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:33

48- good it wasn't just me... I thought I was the only one

citymayer 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:20

I thought of china. Ha.

mycatsarecrazy 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:53

I did too. How funny it was in my head :)

megansays 2

Monday 30 April 2012 2:03

More of a crouching tiger hidden dragon or enter the fist reference.

jdb241 9

Monday 30 April 2012 15:39

so apparently I'm the only one who thought of Warhammer 40K when i read "Imperial Fist"

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:18

Noor, why did you delete the bit about MLP? Are you ashamed of your idols?

21jason 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:18

Should have watched from your car. If you had a girl with you, you could have killed 2 birds with one stone.

calivianya 29

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:04

Not if his nose was running like a faucet, he couldn't. It's oh so sexy to be sneezed on and dripped on.

daminantion 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:18

Wetter is better. Okay never mind that's a little much LOL

21jason 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:19

25 he could have been in the bottom so nothin would have dripped! Dumbass

Pinkfl0yd 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:57

So does this mean snot's not the new lube?

klorehore 24

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:20

It's that time of year OP, you should have known better and brought meds with you. It's not like we sometimes are lucky enough to just skip spring and it's nasty allergies, surely this cannot have been too surprising.

ocie14 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:23

You must have them really bad. You couldn't just take a Claritin and suck it up?

Ventoso 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:28

To heck with claritin take Alegra! It works better and faster!!

ocie14 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:34

What are you, the chief advertiser for Alegra?

plaguer 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:38

The people who usually say this don't have allergies, but it does sound bad.

EnterSandman_fml 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:41

I've tried Allegra and Claritin, and the Allegra didn't do shit for me. The Claritin works, yet one of my coworkers swears by Allegra because Claritin did nothing for them. It all depends on your system. Some people just resist certain meds.

choppedfisher 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 11:31

am I the only one that uses zertec?

lovesings 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 14:17

Zyrtec. I use it otherwise I get really sick using Claritin.

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:24

OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.