Concert, Allergies and Health: Suckerpunched

Suckerpunched

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 124

You deserved it 3 166

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML

I agree, your life sucks 650

You deserved it 113

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By Never going outside again - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML

I agree, your life sucks 343

You deserved it 54

By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 949

You deserved it 7 257

Spill the T

By Seasonal Suck - 28/09/2022 09:30 - United States

Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 902

You deserved it 198

By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 713

You deserved it 235

Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 954

You deserved it 214

Choking over here

By JD. - 13/04/2021 00:30

Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 792

You deserved it 278

By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 847

You deserved it 18 291

Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 939

You deserved it 3 587

By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 151

You deserved it 12 147

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

That blows like a runny nose

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:24

OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.

Comments

Mossadchick 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:23

Awww I'm sorry Hun that really sucks. I'm an allergy sufferer too and I've had to miss evens because of them.

ebonyirony 29

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:05

I spend all my money on ponies. Ok not really, but I was on a pony buying kick a few weeks ago.

deliki 11

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:27

I have bad allergys as well, so bad i was getting shots for them for a while.. but have never had to miss anything because of them... I take an Allegra-D in am and Benadryl at night and keeps me going...

1crabbygirl 10

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:29

Jazz & Heritage NOLA?

husky22 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:41

why is this under love?

penguin_princess 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:50

I have allergies right now too except my eyes get really dry and so they dry out my contacts and I can never see >_

zenrael 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:56

You could have toughed out and taken medicine for it so ydi

mrsmillsy 10

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:34

If you wanted to go that bad, you would have sucked it up. I would have. But I'll be nice and vote both YDI and FML.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:53

Most people who say "suck it up" for most thing usually never went through what OP went through. I honestly doubt you have allergies.

mrsmillsy 10

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:44

Fair call, I don't. I have other things wrong with me though, like screwed up feet and knees and I still play sport. I guess I just wouldn't want to waste my money.