Miscellaneous: Suitcase mystery

Suitcase mystery

By BaggedDown - 08/05/2014 01:25 - United States - Rochester

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I'm afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML

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You deserved it 6 356

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 1 142

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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You deserved it 7 763

By Honest mistake - 18/04/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML

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You deserved it 5 209

Thanks for nothing

By Downinthedumps - 14/08/2016 22:44 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at my hotel, I spent over an hour dumpster diving trying to locate a pair of shorts for a spoiled brat that one of the cleaning staff accidentally threw away. When I finally found and returned them to the family, the father insisted they weren't the right ones. Spent all day smelling of trash. FML

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You deserved it 1 129

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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You deserved it 7 658

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 15:21 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

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You deserved it 6 839

Denied

By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

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You deserved it 55 919

bummerbums 16

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:03

Next time, try to get a good identifier for your luggage. Like a ribbon or something. That other person probably really wanted their stuff.

iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:03

That is some weird shit to be traveling with.

Comments

DaLiquer 20

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:22

Just do it! You never know, you might have more in common than you think.

91hayek 31

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:24

If you meet a guy named Tyler Durden let us know.He's the guy who makes soap and works nights as a projectionist. Also he's ******* Marla.

KingLewisII 34

Thursday 8 May 2014 16:57

What is the first rule of Project Mayhem?

KayZeep 3

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:25

And the other guy has your boring stuff. I'm sure he feels you won that round.

buckdharma 36

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:41

Get a cat, and a girl that's flat and into that. Oh, and a top hat. Your next costume party I was thinkin', maybe you could go as Lincoln.

ItsJustMe1616 26

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:24

Id be worried to put that beard on my face... Even after washing it 100 times lol

pangalactic 2

Thursday 8 May 2014 22:35

The beads you'd be cool with?

xx000o 27

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:42

Think positive, this could be the start of a whole new life for you.

liuliuliu 10

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:44

It is belongs to me .call me please

avapaige1234 19

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:46

I hope you tried to find the owner. Those "stuff" might be really important to them.

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:51

F your life Op. I know that this is a stupid question, but what is a water bra?

ksks1234 33

Thursday 8 May 2014 16:04

It is a bra that has water (or more likely gel) in the cups. They make the wearer look bigger and feel more natural (obviously as long as the bra doesn't come off). P.S. They have a tendency to make you (me at least) subconsciously play with your bra.