Miscellaneous: Suitcase mystery

Suitcase mystery

By BaggedDown - 08/05/2014 01:25 - United States - Rochester

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I'm afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML

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You deserved it 6 356

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Same thing different taste

By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 968

You deserved it 2 323

By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 554

You deserved it 3 928

By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 584

You deserved it 1 142

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 386

You deserved it 7 763

By Honest mistake - 18/04/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 426

You deserved it 5 209

Thanks for nothing

By Downinthedumps - 14/08/2016 22:44 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at my hotel, I spent over an hour dumpster diving trying to locate a pair of shorts for a spoiled brat that one of the cleaning staff accidentally threw away. When I finally found and returned them to the family, the father insisted they weren't the right ones. Spent all day smelling of trash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 382

You deserved it 1 129

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 993

You deserved it 4 551

By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 998

You deserved it 7 658

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 15:21 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 354

You deserved it 6 839

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By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 616

You deserved it 55 919

bummerbums 16

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:03

Next time, try to get a good identifier for your luggage. Like a ribbon or something. That other person probably really wanted their stuff.

iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:03

That is some weird shit to be traveling with.

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rec_chem 22

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:16

Luggage tags are your friend.

CrikOgresmasher 19

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:27

A...water bra? I got to Google now

avidreader121 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:29

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing!

ItsJustMe1616 26

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:36

What happens in Vegas....

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:45

Ends up on YouTube?

Flashman9000 9

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:38

Bullshit

Flashman9000 9

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:47

Lies

silvercamaro 22

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:53

I wonder how fascinating the TSA agent that saw that go through security thought this person was

RLG4 20

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:10

YDI for not checking your luggage prior to leaving the airport.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:24

What's the cat litter for? I mean...I can understand everything else, but the litter seems a bit random.

LovelessAlex 18

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:29

...I'm ashamed to say that this sounds similar to some of the things I've brought on trips.

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Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

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You deserved it 4 239

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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You deserved it 574

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Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 173

You deserved it 397

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 797

You deserved it 44 314

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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You deserved it 81

Today, a few weeks after coming out to my parents, my mother randomly asked me, "Your father and I have tried anal sex a few times, but it hurts too much. D'you have any advice on what to do?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 534

You deserved it 402

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 898

You deserved it 4 729

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

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You deserved it 43 841

Suitcase mystery

Same thing different taste

Thanks for nothing

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