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Supportive

By makayta - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a coworker asked me how I was because I looked down. I said, "You don't want to know." They replied, "You're right, I don't," and walked off. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 October 2016 7:06

People ask that just to be polite. In this context, the answer is always "Fine."

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 24 October 2016 8:12

If you responded that way to get attention from or entice your coworker that's kinda annoying but their response is equally as rude.

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rubberduck_of_doom 31

Tuesday 13 March 2018 17:09

On the one hand your co-worker is a dick. That for sure. On the other hand I hate that "You don't want to know crap!!" If someone asks just tell them and don't pull this bullshit. I think he really wanted to know at first and talk about it with you but due to that stupid attitude of yours he lost interest. At least I would've... If I'm asking just ******* tell me or I wouldn't bother asking.... Seriously...

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