Fat and Love: Supportive

Supportive

By ChubbyAmerican - 22/05/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

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You deserved it 15 919

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 228

By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 06:15 - Australia

Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML

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You deserved it 4 402

By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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You deserved it 28 714

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML

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By StudentAbroad - 18/02/2016 13:27 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, several Ukrainians didn't believe me when I said I was American. Apparently I'm not fat enough. FML

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You deserved it 2 737

By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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possumisawesome 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:50

I guess people assume Americans are fat like they assume Canada is a barren winter wonderland where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride moose and polar bears, and are governed by Tim Hortons. :P

fits138 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:50

maybe he was joking...? I thought it was funny...

Comments

revanche 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:28

American male in high school 105 pounds Good ******* fight

newburton13 26

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:33

I'm sorry, this made me laugh to high hell. It's true, though. We're the mothership for McDonald's.

jabee8 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 15:37

true tho LOL jk

SoccerMonk 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:24

Dude, Your Username Is "ChubbyAmerican"... You Must Be Used To That.

RussianStallion 2

Wednesday 5 September 2012 10:41

I hope you realize how stupid you sound. if you were wealthy you'd eat good healthy stuff. not cheap ass fried crap. therefore you wouldn't be overweight. why do you think everyone wealthy is on the skinnier side? its because they can afford to eat healthy. dumbass.

Corrupt_waffles 13

Saturday 22 September 2012 7:31

LOLZ! I have a Russian friend. Vanya. He is such an ass to Americans. XD Not to me though. I'm half French. And 120 lbs. But yeah it's really not that hard. I swim. Kickbox, and rock climb. You don't get thinner by doing nothing ya know. :/

Sir_Swaggington 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 6:06

I bet OP isn't even fat, just has a little tummy because most girls who say they're fat are normal, non-stick figures. Maybe OP's boyfriend will drown in vodka because he's Russian and people expect him to be a drunk anyway.