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By iamatthewroberts - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By iamatthewroberts - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
#106, Christians don't hate homosexuals, they hate the FACT that they are homosexuals.
LOL I say grab ur midget by the arm and do what ever u want. Spit in the face of god?,,LOL. That is so wrong on so many levels. IF (and all the evidence is to the contrary) there is a god. He doesnt seem to give a shit about priests raping little kids or people commiting mass murder in his name so i seriously doubt that he gives 2 ***** if you are a butt pirate with a midget.........
I personally think that being gay is a choice that everyone has the right to make. I don't think you are born gay, because (if there is a God) love and sex is mostly about reproducing. There is nothing wrong with being gay, it's just how you live your life. I respect gay people because they have the courage to be who they want, no matter what some people think.
I say if spitting in god's face makes you happy, do it. Hell, bukkake that ho.
what the the ****!!!! you like to have gay sex with a midget? what the **** is wrong with you?
YDI for having anal sex with a gay midget. End of story.
my entire family
tell her that eating pig is forbidden also
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Just start getting some pamphlets from funeral homes and cemeteries and leve them around the house so she'll find one. Then if she asks you about it, laugh and shrug. Then ask her about the will.
Is any of it true? Your sexual preferences, not your grandmother. Regardless, the elderly tend to be bigots. Don't let it bother you.