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By iamatthewroberts - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 094
You deserved it 13 214
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Adam_B 0

Just start getting some pamphlets from funeral homes and cemeteries and leve them around the house so she'll find one. Then if she asks you about it, laugh and shrug. Then ask her about the will.

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Nate_87 0

Is any of it true? Your sexual preferences, not your grandmother. Regardless, the elderly tend to be bigots. Don't let it bother you.

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Nate_87 0

Is any of it true? Your sexual preferences, not your grandmother. Regardless, the elderly tend to be bigots. Don't let it bother you.

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GhostOfPerdition 0

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d101_fml 0

Elderly people are bigots who believe in God, I wouldn't worry too much.

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angeluv_2014 22

There's nothing wrong with believing in God. Comments like that are just as narrow minded as the one's OP's grandmother made, only in the opposite direction. Think in grey a little people!

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magnetic_aura 26

@124 - I'm just laughing because your comment says "little people" and OP is dating a little person.

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moig_fml 0

lolololol at #3 hahahaha thats hilarious

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Adam_B 0

Just start getting some pamphlets from funeral homes and cemeteries and leve them around the house so she'll find one. Then if she asks you about it, laugh and shrug. Then ask her about the will.

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zachattack 0

Hand out some blank pamphlets to your neighbors, when they ask say you're promoting atheism (and or sanity).

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TC_fml 0

Guess what? It's *your* life not hers. I don't mean to sound so calloused but F*** her. I spent (read: wasted) three years of my life in self-loathing when I could have been living—my family, you see is fundamentalist Christian and after a couple of exorcism attempts and much introspection, I realized the problem wasn't myself, but a mixture of others and my (then, not now) perfunctory need to make them happy.

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KenMcGormick 0

why does loving a little person means spitting in God's face... God dislike little people??? btw tell ur grandma it is pretty cool to be able to spit in God's face

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Amkii 0

I totally agree with #13! Your grandma is... less than open-minded about things, apparently. Screw that. Do what you want, love who you want! Also, I like #9's suggestion!! lol! Annnnd, I loved #s 2 and 3. Those definitely made my night.

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