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By iamatthewroberts - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By iamatthewroberts - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
#66 Aw, your little sister is from India? I plan to adopt at least one little girl from India, maybe more. :] Anyways, it's true, older people are more close-minded. They're still set and used to the ways of their youth.
My grandmother has trouble accepting the fact that my aunt is a lesbian, it drives me crazy. **** old people.
Man, I thought my Grandmother was a bitch. She told my best-friend she was fat... she suffers from anorexia. Told my boy-friend he deserved better. And after my mum died she couldn't wait to bad mouth her and tell my brother and I how much of a **** she was for becoming pregnant with him at 15, when she had only ever been with our father, who she was with until she was 31 and died when she was 34. I'm sorry your Grandmother is an nasty old hag.
Don't worry, around 60, or so people can get one of two things. 1. Alzheimers or 2. a little thing called "annoying old bitch who should shut the **** up cause they don't know shit ABOUT shit!". Explain to her that there is nothing wrong with being gay, or a little person. . .they're magically delicious! kidding, thats lucky charms [but they really aren't. . .count chocula FTW XD] but they are terrificlay hilarious! hell, i giggle whenever i see a little person. . .can't help it. and the episode of southpark, where cartman was laughing at the little dude. . .i loved that. ahahahahaha. . .hahh. . .yep, i'm a bastard :D but case in point, just explain that theres nothing wrong with it, and be blunt if you have to, crush her spirit, discredit everything she knows, and just make it clear that she's wrong and a worthless piece of shit, whom everyone wishes would just hurry up and die. . . [sorry, lots of comma's there XD] oh and be sure to walk her upside the head. . .preferably whilst holding a clublike object ^_^ ohh and, spitting in the face of god you say? i try my hardest every day, to do much MORE than that. Just in case it turns out that i'm wrong, and there in fact, IS a backstabbing sonofabitch god. :D Have a nice day, BIATCH!! XD pce. . . [ahh, what would i be without my know-it-all piss-ant attitude? :D]
what a bitch
some people probly already said it, but what is wrong with being gay? im christian and ive always been taught that god loves everyone. i have a gay friend that gets lectured about going against god and junk like this grandma says, and honestly, its complete bullshit
Tell her you like the small people cause they don't have to kneel/bend :P
She grew up in a different time. Also midgets can't choose to be midgets. That's just evil on her part. I mean really evil considering how that works out.
the grandmother can think whatever and say whatever she wants, we have the freedom of speech. but, is there really even a god, jesus or a heaven? no one has seen any of them "until" they die, so no one has proof. man wrote the bible, not our "god." i don't think she has the right to "speak for god" if we even have one.
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Just start getting some pamphlets from funeral homes and cemeteries and leve them around the house so she'll find one. Then if she asks you about it, laugh and shrug. Then ask her about the will.
Is any of it true? Your sexual preferences, not your grandmother. Regardless, the elderly tend to be bigots. Don't let it bother you.