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Supportive

By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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By terrible person - 04/04/2011 09:29

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

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Priorities

By unknown - 26/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML

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You deserved it 101

Drama farmers

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 06:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML

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Gentle

By Ash_The_Unicorn - 20/08/2020 14:05

Today, after losing my father a little over 6 months ago, and finally feeling comfortable talking to my fiancé (who lives with me and my family) about it, my mother forced her way into the room and started yelling at me for crying. Her excuse, "It’s after your bedtime." I’m 20. FML

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You deserved it 480

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Drama!

By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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By Danielle - 22/08/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

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Top comments

Amkii 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:46

I love it! Moms are sooo unsympathetic. This totally sounds like something my mom would say!

AlleySinkWink 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 16:50

#6 + #11, I think we all kind of know that, but it's called living in the moment. What, are we supposed to turn off all of our emotions until we're in college or something?

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mslaurenk 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:06

i dont even live at home anymore and i still get this from my mom

wegotthebeat15 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:31

homework should be illegal!

TheUnnamedOne 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:24

Reminds me of my mom....haha What a bunch of ... um.... jerks

ComputerAnalysis 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:26

Well....maybe you do have homework to do.

nieska18 0

Friday 25 September 2009 22:50

lol thanks for making my day. lol. ya thats totaly what moms do. yes mom, oh ya, ill just switch the off button, do my homework, thennn cry.... lol nope. emotions you cant control.

ReequelNinja 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 2:16

aww I'm so sorry! my mom would never do that  i wpuld have definetly comforted u even if i wasnt ur mom 

TheWayILovedYou 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:52

Lol #36, and #40, I totally get what you're saying! Asians never care about your feelings!

pinkdottedbow 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 18:19

OK Go reference?

akmufasa 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:48

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLROFLROFLROFL LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO hahahahhaahah

hannahghhh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:36

sounds like my mom sorry op

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Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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Today, my mom got so desperate to find me a woman, she went to see a medium. I don't have the guts to tell her I'm gay. FML

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Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML

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Today, my dog was trying to chew on his bone, but he kept losing it because he still has to wear the cone of shame. He eventually lost it completely. When I tried to help him by picking it up, he bit my arm. FML

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Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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