Surprise!

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
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isitofficial_ 0

bahaha! hilarious! but you probably were like, WTF? that felt nice ;) LOL! but why the eff would you be drinking from a water fountain? that water could be dirty :s

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PaulWeller 0

Not as dirty as she felt after getting her ass slapped.

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iztrollinnn 0

noo, she means water fountain as in like a bubbler. in america we have those, it's with clean water. http://edweb.tusd.k12.az.us/sped/images/reallifephotos/Drinking%20Fountain.jpg

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youthink_fml 0

This isn't a FML. And #10 - principal? Where does it say this was in school?

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flashback.miss 28

because they sound middle schoolish.... anyone with half a brain can tell theyre at least 13-14 or so..sounds like something that would happen in middle school

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corme_fml 0

How does this sound middle-schoolish? this could easy happen to an adult at the park or getting a drink at the mall.

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flashback.miss 28

no, not really.

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spiderman0606 0

Yes, yes they do.

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Jimboom 11

So? Take it as a compliment that you have a slappable ass.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

sounds like an invitation for a three-some or, worse-case scenario, a spank party... I'll go get the paddles.

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perdix 29

I was thinking he was recruiting her for a threesome and the girlfriend vetoed his selection. Down here in Texas, this is how we indicate the Grand Champion Steer at a livestock show -- with a slap on the ass. I must admit I haven't been to a local beauty pageant, but I like to think that practice prevails.

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Lenicka 0

No big deal. He will have to deliver some serious explanation, not you, so it is FHL.

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judemeister 0

Why was she giving you the evil eye? I mean, jeeze, you're an innocent young woman (I assume) going for a drink of water, and a stranger slapped your ass? It's not as if you had a sign on your butt saying "hey baby, you know you want to slap me!" so she should be giving him the evil eye.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Exactly. I fail to understand why some women think it's the other girl's fault when it's clearly her piggish man's fault. HE slapped HER unsuspecting ass, it's not like she walked up to him, grabbed his dick, and had her way with him...give the evil eye to the one doing evil! If your boyfriend gropes up another female, it's HIS fault, not hers, and by making her out to be the one at fault, you're only showing off your own insecurity. Stupid bitches like her just...shouldn't breed. Ever.

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nathat 0

not FYL, FHL, you get to watch a couple argue. great fun.

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hellokittywhore 0

it's even worse when it's your dad and he thinks you're your mom FML

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