Of course it is because, clearly, there is only one woman on earth who is as miraculous as his girlfriend. For him to mistake the ass of the common 'any other woman' variety for her ass is a grievous error. She will make him pay dearly.

OP gets the evil-eyes because the girlfriend is afraid that her booty might be dethroned someday. Jealousy and fear make people stupid.

What are you looking at ME for?

Because you STOLE my heart... ...and my wallet.

But it's a nice wallet. It has the figure, the boobs, and all the yearnings of a woman. It cried out to be stolen.

It's a Lupa (real Italian leather) wallet from Italy. Many cows had to be killed to make me the perfect one. It's because I am that awesome but because I was bored and I needed a hobby. Nice boobs? The only picture I have in there is my mom with my tranny brother...

I think we've just found a potential FML here. Submit it already.

The last two FMLs I tried submitting have been rejected, so I will hold off until: 1) My wallet is returned 2) This picture leaks on the web 3) Profit!

Very well. But you should have known the cake was a lie. *hands back the suspiciously light wallet*

(sighs) I forgot you can view my previous submissions. I'm still going to stand by not submitting any new ones until (looks into wallet) I fulfi... (looks back up in confusion) Where's the picture? I also seem to be missing my stolen Visa card (stole it from one Jim Lincoln of Boise, Idaho), my eye patch, and my 10 of spades card.

I... the dust-mites must've eaten them... yes... yes... Tragic shame about that eye-patch. I hear you lost your eye after defending an orphanage from an invading horde of demons from hell, how romantic.

While the eye patch does lend itself to BSR's swashbuckling appearance, the dark wrap arounds give him a nice menacing look, especially at night. He can stop his foes with a mighty scowl from underneath those shades. The smiley face on the patch creeped out anyway.

First off, those weren't demons from hell. They were nearsighted Armenian women (hard to tell from far away) and I lost the eye trying to prove that the hand is quicker than the eye. It was a photo finish. Secondly, HOW DARE YOU GET CREEPED-OUT BY MY SMILEY-FACED EYEPATCH! It confused my enemies long enough to go for a killshot. Of course, I was usually wearing my rainbow suspenders and "tie-die" shirts. Third, will you please shut that puppy up, Sirin? He hasn't stopped barking at the wall over there. I know the puppy is dead and all, but dead puppies aren't much fun and it's distracting.

Bahaha