Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Suspicious

Suspicious

By StevieMe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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You deserved it 99 816

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By needtoscratch - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, my dormant eczema decided to come back with a vengeance - on my scrotum. I work in an open office and can't scratch unless I repeatedly run into the restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 390

You deserved it 1 846

Bad hair day

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 337

You deserved it 2 642

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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Why did you tell me that?

By mymomplucksbutthair - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the brain-gods delete this obnoxious mental picture. FML

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You deserved it 3 493

Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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Smoking is so cool

By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

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Rash decision

By FilthyIke - 21/08/2009 20:17 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I've been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in my house. FML

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TeenTiger 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:03

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

VerticalOrbit 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:10

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS? I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants. You're doing it wrong.

Comments

jabbaundead 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:55

i think i might have gagged... yep i did.

soxgrl33 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:57

That's disgusting.

goldthiosulfate 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:57

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i think i vote both fyl and ydi...

paulinaaasaid 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:00

maybe you should shave so you avoid that in the future :)

fail_truck 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:01

At least they don't serve food at this place too.

dammn 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:01

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . i agree with #44 that is both ;)

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:03

Hahahahah that jus made my day- not in a bad way lolx That sneaky pube! Lmao Well lets hope they don't know its you!!!

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:03

Hahahahah that jus made my day- not in a bad way lolx That sneaky pube! Lmao Well lets hope they don't know its you!!!

LetsPretend 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:06

Agreed with #1.

Mostskillz 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:12

I call Shenanigans. How could you get pubes on the laminate?? If you quickly scratched it would have been over your clothes. You wouldn't have time to reach into your pants to scratch and pull out a short hair. BS...