Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Suspicious

Suspicious

By StevieMe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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By needtoscratch - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, my dormant eczema decided to come back with a vengeance - on my scrotum. I work in an open office and can't scratch unless I repeatedly run into the restroom. FML

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Bad hair day

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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By mymomplucksbutthair - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the brain-gods delete this obnoxious mental picture. FML

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Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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Smoking is so cool

By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

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Rash decision

By FilthyIke - 21/08/2009 20:17 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I've been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in my house. FML

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TeenTiger 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:03

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

VerticalOrbit 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:10

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS? I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants. You're doing it wrong.

Comments

Rodjmeister 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:20

that's why you shave....

Loony_fml 4

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:34

This is why men should shave.

volcoach 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:36

You def need to shave. but sometimes you need to go in yo pants so i agree with you there but at least sanatize keep some germ-x on ya or somethin. but def shave cuz that's ****** disgusting

heavyop 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:39

Hey, sometimes you can't quickly/accurately scratch an itch through jeans or other thick pants. Sometimes its necessary to go inside to get the job done

xfreak804 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:40

dam thats gross man

jayfx 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:41

EW omg that's nasty..

HRaeH 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:42

Lol. Once I laminated an ant to a photo, but this is f*ckin awesome! :D

notyouraverage 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:43

why would you stick your hand down your pants to scratch?

Stateoflimbo 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:47

No, this is definitly a **** HER LIFE. Ew.

andy_fml_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:47

that's f**king disgusting.. this means that your hand actually had your pubic hair on your hand. what if you did then and then after you needed to shake someones hand! ewwww..... i hope you gave the woman a refund!