Sweet relief

By best_mom_ever - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Juliet

Today, my husband and I decided to tell our sixteen-year-old daughter that she's adopted. Her response was, "Thank God!" FML
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NicoleAshley10 0

I feel like she took it real well since she didn't scream at you for not telling her earlier on.

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Enslaved 36

Son (Daughter*), she said, have I got a little story for you What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a... While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen Your real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked... Oh I, oh, I'm still alive

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Calingaladha 21

You're sort of an ass for waiting until she was sixteen. I'd not be happy if my parents didn't tell me until I was that old.

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sweetmama88 6

She was in state of shock!

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superpoptart 24

This is why you adopt a child of a different race. You'd never have this problem. Easy A, anyone?

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xNephilim 18

I love that movie. Still gotta be a party pooper though. A relative of mine adopted an Asian and a black child. They don't realize they look different than their white parents because they're quite young. So once the day comes when they do realize, it's still gonna be the same.

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Mr25_fml 14

And when you guys have an argument and she says "Well you're not my mom!" Just tell her "You're not my daughter then. Guess no Christmas for you since i'm not your mom"

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MuldRAR 6

That was a very brave move on your behalf

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