Sweet sensation

By Katrina641 - 26/02/2010 04:20 - France

Spicy
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
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rldostie 19

Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.

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perdix 29

Let your BF smell the seat after you've had sex with it, oops, I mean, after a workout. He'll enjoy it and might even get the hint that he needs to step up his game. Maybe he'll let you ride him while he times your workout. You straddle him and he says: "Begin Workout -- You have 30 seconds remaining" "End Workout -- You have burned . . . 3 . . . Calories" "Begin Cooldown" "Now, get the **** offa me and make me a sammich!" Eh, the bike still wins!

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purple91 8

I can understand this. Exercise and sex both release endorphins and in your case, it seems the exercise bike is better at eliciting them than your boyfriend.

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screwballjtw 0

exercising: you're doing it wrong

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, Two YDI's. The first for taking 4 years to realize what should have been apparent in ten minutes. And the second for letting it get to this point.

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stinkytruck 0

pedal hard baby....pedal hard!

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snickerdoodlesmu 0

derp derp I can spell

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underpaid011 0

you must have one hell of a seat on that thing! seriously, I got turned on when I bought my new road bike - but is a carbon frame ultra sexy road machine.

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mrguy266 0

what the hell is on the bike? or is it just the bike? you got serious problems if a piece of plastic and metal turns you on more than your bf..

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littlebiggs23 11

Really? Why? Because the bike makes her happy ALL the time and the boyfriend probably causes endless stress, as that's what men do.

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MyStormyWeather 0

Hey, at least your bike will never get tired before you finish, and doesnt need to rest in between rides!

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