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Sweet sensation

By Katrina641 - 26/02/2010 04:20 - France

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Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

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By RachelVanLannen9 - 12/07/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

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Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

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Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

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Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Username - 06/02/2011 00:10 - United States

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Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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rldostie 19

Friday 26 February 2010 9:09

Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:10

That would be an awkward threesome.

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DrummingJenn 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:26

Ouch.

rennobeinna 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:17

you picked him..

georgiinaa 0

Monday 1 March 2010 8:37

have sex with your excersise bike then if thats how you feel, see if that makes u feel better then ur boyfriend does ;D or do what my friend did, buy an exercise platform..its made to vibrate fat away, but you can use it for whatever im sure.

woozybuddha 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:44

maybe you shouldnt be gay? O.o

gingermaria10 0

Monday 15 March 2010 8:36

lol!! I've found that exercising turns me on too. idk why. lol!

dle0105 0

Friday 19 March 2010 22:21

F his life, not yours!

44ashley41 0

Monday 22 March 2010 0:48

agreed with 119. and ha! its probably like the exercise bike off bruno!

princess51423 15

Monday 19 April 2010 19:16

why not try doing it with him ON the exercise bike?

billywhyte 0

Monday 20 September 2010 13:24

*****

anders09ma 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 6:17

You must be really desperate

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