Intimacy: Sweet sensation - FML

Sweet sensation

By Katrina641 - 26/02/2010 04:20 - France

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Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

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By RachelVanLannen9 - 12/07/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

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Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

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Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

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Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Username - 06/02/2011 00:10 - United States

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Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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Top comments

rldostie 19

Friday 26 February 2010 9:09

Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:10

That would be an awkward threesome.

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littlebiggs23 11

Monday 6 May 2013 16:24

Uh then dump him and exercise. Who cares?

LolCandy 27

Monday 9 December 2013 22:48

For all the people telling her to tell her boyfriend what she wants... it's possible she does and he is just THAT bad. Like the "give up after five minutes" type bad, they exist.

FYL_justsayin 9

Monday 24 March 2014 23:08

I really don't want to know how you figured that out...

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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Today, my girlfriend left to visit her mom for the first time since Covid. I'm happy for her, the problem is I've lost a lot of weight and put on muscle since Covid, so she's terrified I'll cheat on her while she's gone, and demanded I install Net Nanny on my phone. I did. FML

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