Cars, Insurance and Money: Swindled - FML

Swindled

By Can2 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, I called my auto insurance company to try to get some discounts and lower my rate. I ended up adding $30 to my monthly payment. FML

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xximikeixx 8

Wednesday 8 January 2014 23:01

Should've switched to geico and saved 15%

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Wednesday 8 January 2014 23:02

Those bastards know how to con people. Be more careful next time

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ThatOneDrummer 8

Friday 10 January 2014 5:35

Haggling: you're doing it wrong.

polluxdc 10

Friday 10 January 2014 9:06

Time to switch insurance companies, go to I've of those comparison websites. That's how I found my current company, and they are still the best rate after 11 years.

robj118 10

Saturday 11 January 2014 4:14

Same happened to me! I moved closer to work and changed my address thinking insurance would be cheaper since I'm driving nearly 300 miles less a week but my insurance actually went up $15 a month

Gremlinek 16

Monday 19 May 2014 4:53

Had that happen to me before as well. Insurance company added my teenage brother to my insurance. When I untangled that they retracted multi line deduction (I had home and car insurance with them). When I complained about that they put it back... and added my brother to my insurance again. Enough said I'm insured with different company now.

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