Swindler's List

By whoneedsloveanyway - 21/06/2020 02:01

Spicy
Today, I found out that my fiancé has a list with every woman he slept. Chronologically. I'm number 23, out of 27. Our wedding is in two months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 411
You deserved it 195
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Taylor Caldwell 10

I hope you mean your wedding “was” in two months.

46 1
pjsr 32

Make him #1 on the list of quickest you’ve kicked a guy to the curb.

26 1

Comments

TexasKitten79 6

Why did this not say, "My NOW EX FIANCEE.." ?

3 0
Danielle Roberts 9

I hope you chose to cancel that wedding...

1 0
Joshawott 21

If OP slept with their now-fiancé before getting together, then it could be explained by him only counting the first times, and he slept with the other four before they got together. Buuuuut I doubt that. Would be a fun twist though.

2 0
AmbrosiaFan 18

So were you guys exclusive around your first time having sex, or was it not exclusive at that time? Did you guys break up for a bit at any time?

0 0