Kids: Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though,...

By Idontknowwhattodo - 27/08/2013 10:17 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML

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You deserved it 3 497

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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Two in one

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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By comeonnow - 25/09/2016 18:53 - United States - Coldwater

Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML

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Racketeering

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 04:01

Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Mike - 28/02/2019 02:00

Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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Responsibilities

By Anonymous - 18/12/2021 02:01

Today, my daughter got upset because, even though I bought the car for her when she got her license, I told her it was her responsibility to pay the tax, insurance and MOT every year. End result, my daughter is a selfish brat and I returned the car, but lost a bunch of my deposit money. FML

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You deserved it 386

Stick to sidewalks

By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML

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Insurance is a scam

By leogs23 - 27/02/2021 16:58

Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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You deserved it 2 996

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:02

If she's old enough to drive and crush a car, then she's old enough to start taking responsibility for her actions. Let her get a part-time job to at least help you pay for the personal damages.

fancyturdhat 11

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:00

Since when does insurance not cover that which you crash into?

Comments

CaptMurdock 25

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:00

Garage sales suck anyway. I just hope they didn't actually have anything nice in there.

tanekdrachonae 19

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:05

I agree and would like to add, at least she didn't hit a person.

jolie21 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:15

That's one way of crashing a garage sale

K410 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:16

Women ffs driving isn't that hard -.-

Welshite 39

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:23

Look, guys, another sexist!

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 27 August 2013 17:23

#26 It's been moderated. Now I'm itching to know what he said and figure out how far I should metaphorically shove my foot up his ass. :(

Shy_Anne 10

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:50

That's a funny place to crash

Debragga99 6

Saturday 31 August 2013 1:07

58 You ruined it. I hope you're happy.

fancyturdhat 11

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:00

Since when does insurance not cover that which you crash into?

niallo 23

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:48

Agreed. Insurance is primarily to protect other people and their property. Unless the stuff at the garage sale was really crap.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 27 August 2013 17:42

Basic insurance here is plpd (public liability and property damage) covering your vehicle in an at fault situation is optional, reimbursing those you injured (financially or physically) isn't.

gavagoul 10

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:01

Time to take away the phone

ColdplaySucks 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:15

Forget the phone, revoke her driving privilages.

gavagoul 10

Tuesday 27 August 2013 18:52

Why not both :D

narrowords 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 2:53

Amen. Lucky she didn't kill someone or herself.

jc10x 8

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:01

Wow, I would make her pay for it.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:01

Happy buying!!

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:02

If she's old enough to drive and crush a car, then she's old enough to start taking responsibility for her actions. Let her get a part-time job to at least help you pay for the personal damages.