Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
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CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

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brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

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metaah 0

kick that kids ass ****** spoiled ass

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Dogman332 0

Pimpin88 really needs to go away, his trolling is getting super annoying. oh yeah and i forgot I am everything Pimpin88 hates, a nerd, a gay, and an athelete.

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untoldfame 3

look, use white thread to fix whatever she did to it. if its a lacy dress, people will just think its part of the design!

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fawfulster 11

I agree, you kinda deserved it. But still, I bet she got a red butt out of her spanikng.

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Person1233 12

Wow, when there is a REAL FML everyone says YDI for having a child before marriage. But on the lame FMLs, you complain about there being real no FMLs. This is an honest FML, and the people commenting are ruining the fact there was actually a good FML.. Who gives a ****? Maybe it was from a previous marriage, -.-. The point of the FML is her wedding dress was destroyed a day before her wedding. FINALLY THERE IS A GOOD FML.

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Person1233 12

Or maybe she was raped and there were circumstances that she would die if she had an abortion (idk, lol)

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doggie3 0

Number 2, just because she has a kid and she's not currently married, doesn't meanbshe's a ****. She could have been previously married, the kid could be adopted, there are plenty of other reasons why.

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doggie3 0

Also, I moderated this! I knew it was great and couldn't wait to comment on it! I'm so sorry about your dress.

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plexico 3

Isn't that cute? A two-year-old saying, "**** you, mom, for not marrying my daddy!" She thinks you're going to have more kids with the new guy and she'll get pushed aside. I have a feeling the cut-up wedding dress is going to be the least of your troubles with this kid.

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iGreen_Day 0

Plexico is right, YDI!!! Jk but can't you use your mum's dress??? Never mind nottingham=the middle of no where, you are ******! **** your lyyfff!

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scarlett_silverl 0

You know Nottingham's a city, right? Not exactly the middle of nowhere.

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Arcterion 0

See, it's things like this that make me a supporter of beating the ******* hell out of your children.

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swimmer07 0

if it's your second marriage: most people don't wear big poofy white dresses for their second wedding anyway.

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