Proposal, Cute and Love: Take it seriously!

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2025 22:00 - Australia

Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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The Boxer

By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:34

At least she said yes.

TheNoobySpartan 13

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:35

She sounds awesome. Good job OP!

Comments

MilitaryGirl1 9

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:32

Every 'yes' begins with Kay.

Jellysweetheart 23

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:34

That's not really an fml, she said yes and made a cute joke :)

davincidasecond 24

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:40

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at this one. But congrats OP!! I have a good feeling that the engagement will be a happy one.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:49

I hope you have this on video, cause you could make some serious change selling it to Kay Jewelers for their next commercial

olpally 32

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:51

How cheesy and lame was that joke? Lol. Good lord, it was kind of funny, not that funny though.

Dragon9597 6

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:59

You should definitely go through with the marriage.

qwerty585 4

Wednesday 3 September 2014 17:22

youve got a keeper

John_in_Oz 12

Wednesday 3 September 2014 17:26

If you've never put your foot in your mouth at a tense emotional moment, then you're definitely not right for her. The rest of us, who have said things out loud that sounded better in our heads, find that endearingly human. But its your marriage, don't worry about our nit-picking. Congratulations and best wishes.