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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2025 22:00 - Australia

Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By single - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:34

At least she said yes.

TheNoobySpartan 13

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:35

She sounds awesome. Good job OP!

Comments

NoahTheBear 8

Friday 5 September 2014 20:51

She's a keeper

geekbait 5

Saturday 6 September 2014 5:51

She sounds awesome

poisongirl708 11

Saturday 6 September 2014 15:07

You could do better with her shitty sense of humor.

BMTH2296 3

Saturday 6 September 2014 17:08

Good thing you're marrying her. Puns are always good

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 7 September 2014 2:53

Well, I guess this Kay incident began with a laugh instead of a kiss!

lilushi 8

Sunday 7 September 2014 13:51

Sounds cute. Is she available?

tyler907 10

Tuesday 9 September 2014 2:20

She said Yes in the form of a dadjoke, how is this a bad thing?

knuhpeeg82 2

Friday 12 September 2014 1:29

Sounds like she is a keeper, thats awesome to hear that there are still fun hearted ppl around.

SirLarsofGeitle 0

Tuesday 16 September 2014 13:00

Today, read about a guy purposing with a ring from Kay Jewelers and her responsen with "Kay". I laughted out super loud on the bus to work, and couldn't stop laughted eventhough everyone es staring at me

sest 4

Tuesday 16 September 2014 20:19

As long as she said yes why tis this a **** my life? At least she has a sense of humour and lightened the mood, my fiance was nervous as shit so im sure you were too. Lighten up lol as long as she said yes, this isnt a **** my life.