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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

IndigoKitty 3

You wanted to spit your gum at your ex-wife? YDI for being so immature

Immaturity aside, how do you forget your visor is down?

Comments

Way to hold a grudge...man u sure showed her. Ass

so same sex marriages have their issues too huh?

helmet laws suck and your an idiot, YDI

YDI, spitting gum at someone is a nasty thing to do, even if she was your ex wife.

YDI for trying to spit gum at her. You should have run the **** over, even though you were on a motorcycle. The crunch as you hit her would have been awesome.

bladesandtears 0

Actually, depending on the weather at the time (and the experience of the OP) this is possible. I also ride a motorcycle, and here, in the winter, my face shield fogs at the slightest moisture. I have to treat it regularly so that I can continue to ride. It’s possible that the moisture of the gum and the spit fogged over the face shield, impairing the OP's vision. What it comes down to OP is this: trying to spit gum at someone while riding is dangerous and stupid, and you’re lucky you didn’t kill yourself or someone else. YDI; grow up or sell your bike.

FAIL Lie Fail FML Fail Fail period. Obviouse Lie. A piece of gum would not block your vision. I've sneezed snot all over the inside of my full-face helmet shield and it stays below the field of vision (I couldn't read my speedometer w/o tipping my head way down...) Your mouth and eyes aren't that close to each other. A single piece of gum could NEVER block both your eyes. Retort fail for spitting gum 'toward' anyone, like that's ever gonna work. She obviously cheated on you because you're a douche-failure. Work harder on your next whine for attention.

Chuffy 0

hahahahaha that's awesome. tard.

LOOOOOL you're a loser. (: and ydi... eithier if it's fake or not.