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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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You deserved it 52 425

By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 380

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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Like an animal

By limeychefboy - 23/02/2018 01:30

Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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Seasonal allergies

By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML

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Chips

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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IndigoKitty 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:13

You wanted to spit your gum at your ex-wife? YDI for being so immature

SomeonePosting 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:16

Immaturity aside, how do you forget your visor is down?

Comments

kc2_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:25

HA HA nice one Gary Busey

kc2_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:29

@ cocky December 12 2012 isn't the end of the world ... the Mayan calender just goes into a new cycle... but we live in a very apocolyptic society that interprets it as "the end of the world"

paris78_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:47

if the world ended on 12/12/12, it would end on my brother's birthday. damn. @ OP: next time make sure you take off your helmet first, though it's hard to believe it shot straight up.

flyingpan8 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:40

so obviously fake! how small is your visor or how big was that gum that it "blinded" you. man, if you are going to fake this shit, do it like everybody else and make it realistic! FAIL. you ******* loser!

elismm 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:41

ahh, so the gum was shot straight up? that's totally real.

tj10splayer 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:54

it would have seemed more realistic if the gum bounced back into his eye lol

dave_01396 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 21:26

this might not be fake... he could of wore a helmet like this: http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/801984/7005412/0/1222524609/HALF_FACE_HELMET_WLT-206.jpg and the gum might have disorientated him rather than actually obscure his view...

tipple 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:14

I dunno - anyone who is dumb enough to try and spit gum at a passing pedestrian; while wearing a crash helmet with a visor; is probably dumb enough to crash because of gum sticking to the visor...