Motorbike and Transportation: Take that

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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You deserved it 52 430

By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 585

Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 382

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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You deserved it 40 046

Like an animal

By limeychefboy - 23/02/2018 01:30

Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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You deserved it 51 916

Seasonal allergies

By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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You deserved it 274

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 317

By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML

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You deserved it 8 906

Chips

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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IndigoKitty 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:13

You wanted to spit your gum at your ex-wife? YDI for being so immature

SomeonePosting 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:16

Immaturity aside, how do you forget your visor is down?

Comments

sum1two 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 7:33

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

superpokgai123 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:00

U should hav just pointed the finger at her

baseak95 1

Friday 6 April 2012 2:41

Deserved it

YeahCourse 4

Tuesday 8 May 2012 1:02

Hahahaha!

NOACCEPTANCE772 21

Friday 15 February 2013 13:05

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!! Rude ass bikers. Did you expect sympathy or something?! YDI

suicidehacker21 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:59

I'd just rather throw a cig at her or acid js

zomgbies 17

Monday 17 June 2013 16:10

YDI for being an immature yob

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 1 October 2013 15:29

and the Darwin award goes to...

Solano2580 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:02

...well if you knew where she was you could have at least hit her! Goddamnit haven't your parents taught you to hit the ex wife when you're on that thing!?