Money, Babysitter and Kids: Take this

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By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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I quit!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By hugs511 - 25/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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Extended play

By Not a babysitter - 09/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I taught a kid piano for a two hour lesson. The mom left to do some errands, and by the time two hours was up, she texted me asking to watch the kid for another "15 minutes" while she returned home. No problem, she had the money too, so I stayed. Four hours later, she showed up, and refused to pay me extra. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 03:36 - United States

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

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By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:56

FYL for babysitting Donkey Kong's kids.

coopcas 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:01

Punch her in the face, and smear the banana in her eyes before you take her wallet.

Comments

cucumberfabulous 7

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:30

THAT SHIT IS BANANAS!!

plexico 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:30

For revenge, you ought to sit on her husband's banana.

Jari 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:52

Brilliant.

coco_luver14 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:48

lol

picky_and_bitter 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:42

lol yeah! i put YDI for letting it happen. or at least not going back the next day and saying something.

Fernmelder 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:09

How do you know that she wasn't going to go back the next day? She can't travel in time... She wrote "Today,..." and not "Yesterday,..."

mrlucky4444 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:10

Come back next morning and demand your money. If they dont give you anything, just yell really loudly into their ears. They'll be extremely hung-over, so loud noise will be hell for them. Keep yelling until they give you a decent pay.

bkrbluered 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:24

hahah this happened to my sister once, but she got $40 that night and the next day the parents called and told her how bad they felt and how embarrassed they were so they gave her another $30

BikerMike 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:04

Call the drunk ******* up and demand your money or you will call child services on them

valuemeal2 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:13

Why did you leave without getting proper payment? Always make sure you've been paid properly before you leave.

leighandnaomi 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:13

i konw how you feel i bbsat a brat for 4 hours and was told she couldnt afford to pay me after i bbsat

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:20

YOU DESERVE IT. Discuss wage and payment BEFORE you do the job. Hell, I'd collect payment up front.

bookworm124 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:27

That sucks. I love babysitting, but I hate when kids are brats. Here's what you should do: 1. Go back to the parents and demand your money ($8 per hour is a fair price). If she refuses, get your parents to talk to them, and perhaps sue. 2. Tell all your friends not to babysit for them. Describe this. 3. Never babysit for them again. When asked why, describe this. At least you know not to babysit for them anymore :

MarkO_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:23

Sue?!? Try living in the real world. There isn't a lawyer who would take the case or a judge who would hear it. By the way, where is that contract that states she would be paid $8/hour? You are obviously a kid because only a kid thinks the answer to getting an extra 10 bucks is to sue someone.