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Talk to me

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 121

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 267

Old lady hotline

By fml9124 - 02/11/2020 08:08

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML

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You deserved it 202

By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 785

Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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You deserved it 9 049

By newkid - 13/09/2016 19:06

Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML

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You deserved it 1 342

By JC - 06/12/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

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You deserved it 9 875

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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You deserved it 5 900

HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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You deserved it 132

Forever alone man

By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 177

geekpower_fml 28

Monday 11 January 2016 23:22

That's pretty sad. Maybe you guys should hang out some time... You really sound like you could do with a friend.

TripleATeam 13

Monday 11 January 2016 23:28

That's certainly a new way to make friends...

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Dick_diamond 22

Monday 11 January 2016 23:22

That's just sad..FYL

geekpower_fml 28

Monday 11 January 2016 23:22

That's pretty sad. Maybe you guys should hang out some time... You really sound like you could do with a friend.

ihpp 22

Monday 11 January 2016 23:24

I just got sad for you, OP. definitely FYL

Guzziii 12

Monday 11 January 2016 23:25

DAMMIT MITTENS

NoBothersForMe 29

Monday 11 January 2016 23:25

Aww. Don't worry I know the feeling of loneliness as well

brainymes 30

Monday 11 January 2016 23:27

I wish you luck in your future friend-finding ventures! I'm sure you'll be able to find people that share your interests soon enough OP :D

AletheDefender 15

Monday 11 January 2016 23:28

Why not call her again? Who would turn down some extra company

weatherxveins 29

Tuesday 12 January 2016 4:43

And if she talked to you for that long, she's probably just as lonely.

TripleATeam 13

Monday 11 January 2016 23:28

That's certainly a new way to make friends...

mrsmikelowrey 15

Monday 11 January 2016 23:29

What's really sad is that she probably feels the same way.

sarcasticjane 27

Monday 11 January 2016 23:33

You probably made her day honestly.

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Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

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Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent. I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent. FML

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Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML

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Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML

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You deserved it 182

Today, having forgotten my knife at home, I nervously took a bite of my cheesy brat at work. It didn’t splatter on my clothes like I worried it would, but it did splatter all over my desk, keyboard, computer screen, and paperwork. I can't get the cheese out from under the keys. FML

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Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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Talk to me

Same thing different taste

Lonely, so lonely

Old lady hotline

Please don't go

HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

Forever alone man

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