Tanned

By caughtorangehanded - 01/10/2010 22:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML
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untoward 0

well if your masturbating so much, probably no one is seeing your penis anyway

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dickster 0

So put tanning lotion in his body wash.

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bachooka 5

yes it's the perfect revenge!! give him a perfectly normal fake 'n bake...

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mahimalil 0

Best idea ever !!!!!! Do it !!!!!!!

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Quest_ 13

That doesn't work at all. Unless, you know, you leave body wash on without rinsing it off.

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tdub10 2

Otflmao.... Nw thts some funny sh*t. Atleast u aint got blue balls.

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SmokeMoles 0

foooooo rizzleeeee

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Cinn_fml 22

As practical jokes go, that's quite a good one. But on the plus side, you can keep that hidden until it's worn off. Your palms are a little trickier, but I'm sure you'll think of something (just say you knocked over a bottle in the bathroom cupboard or something). At least it wasn't orange hair dye in your shampoo.

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schalk 12

Someone give chrisauh a hug please (and some english lessons)

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Cinn_fml 22

*takes deep breath* Chrisauh, I'M NOT ON EVERY SINGLE SMEGGING FML!!! *breaths again* Now I feel better, too many idiots, so little time. Back to the polite me; Chrisauh, for your statement to be correct you'd have to have read all the FMLs on the website, however, I know you haven't, because I know for a fact that there are FMLs that I haven't commented on. Also, apologies that you were the one I finally snapped with.

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Grell_fml 0

Cinn, I appreciate your thoughtful and insightful comments on the FML's. It make them more enjoyable.

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Grell_fml 0

Stupid iPod. *FMLs

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ohthebloodygore 16

57, wow. She doesn't comment on every FML and even if she does, she's the one who deserves the most respect seeing as how she's polite and has manners. Even now when upsetted (yes, I know it's not a word) she's still polite and apologises. You're an idiot.

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lotuspod 0

lol I love how cinn stays calm all the time I almost wonder if she means some of it in a sarcastic tone sometimes

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boopityboppity 11

It's easier to laugh at stupid people than get angry at them, 125.

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ImaZebraIrl 0

I don't see how Cinn commenting on an FML is such a big deal...

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VinceCarter 0

i find it funny how people like this spend their spare time pointlessly commenting on fmls.

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Cinn_fml 22

Grell - Thank you. 'Gore - I was going to call him a moron, but I felt it was a bit harsh. Lotuspod - Yes, my main method of dealing with idiots is sarcasm. However most of the time they don't pick up on it... (That was sincere, not sarcastic) Boppity - Yes, it is easiest to laugh at them, but sometimes you just need to yell at something. ImaZebraIrl - It shouldn't be a big deal, but some people are idiots and just want to feel cool by trying to make others feel bad. VinceCarter - There is a difference between finding it funny, and feeling the need to tell other people they're idiots for doing it. (Granted, Chrisauh didn't call me names, but it was the final straw in a long string of people who've made similar comments which were wrong) I know it's kinda pointless, but it keeps me entertained when I have nothing better to do.

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Niaa_fml 0

Please don't tell me you're serious. After reading all of these comments, a few similar comments to this one, and all of them being answered, it's still unclear to you that certain tanning lotions have the same color as simple lotions? He couldn't have known it was a tanning lotion.

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mrahhhhh 21

This isn't an fml... this is a WIN! Put on your best clothes and go to the chocolate factory!! Oompa Loompa's are easy! Best of all they're so short that they can give you oral pleasure standing up! No sore knees for them, more pleasure for you!

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SoldieroftheLORD 0

he just won

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_HeadShot_ 0

lmao try to cum in his clothes before he wakes up for school (the clothes he's gonna wear to school)

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