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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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The fun never ends

By Yudith - 02/01/2023 03:00 - Canada

Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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Thursday 16 August 2012 19:00

That's some unsanitary restaurant...

4rmMiami 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:01

I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.

Comments

Amrshalaby 7

Wednesday 23 April 2014 0:09

Dude, you forgot to mention it without cockroach sauce/natural flavor!

tomorrow89 13

Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:17

Who orders ramen to go? Wouldn't it just be easier to cool it yourself? It takes two minutes.

junkusernamexyz 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 23:49

…They make ramen to go?

thatonetribute 31

Monday 2 February 2015 15:36

You could sue and get away with it!

purplegold 19

Tuesday 17 February 2015 11:01

If you found a roach in that restaurants food, don't go back and eat more food from them!

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Saturday 4 July 2015 14:41

Why would you accept the replacement? YDI

AAHHHHH 19

Sunday 24 July 2016 16:36

A trick is to heavily salted before sending it back that way you'll know whether not you got a new one

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