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Tasty!

By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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Big tasty

By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 12:37 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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intensitive 11

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:50

I would have spit it in her face.

ricosuave1106 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:50

sounds like a great mom...

Comments

awsomepk 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:06

ha ha ha i swalloed a cigarate butt once from a mountian dew

Hexxe 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:31

YDI. you shouldn't be drinking and driving at the same time regardless of what you were drinking. both hands on the wheel dumbass...

mshafty 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:28

What is this amateur hour?? no one drives with both hands on the wheel unless you suck at driving!! Actually if you know your shit its all about no hands. Driving with the knees baby!!

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:58

I've actually grown up knowing to shake a soda can before I drink from it to make sure it wasn't used for butts/spit. Although there's usually ash residue on the lip, so I don't see how you could so easily make this mistake... Regardless, I never use a soda can for butts, because I wouldn't want a friend to accidentally drink it.

EllyH 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:13

Toss the soda on her :)

gagtjs 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:14

that happend to my dad i feel bad for you and my dad :(

HIJKay 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:31

Once when I was six and I was sick with a head cold, I was laying in my parents bed sleeping. I woke up and saw my dad was in the room. I asked if he could bring me some water and he promptly left to get me some. I dozed off and when I woke up again I noticed a glass I hadn't seen before sitting on the nightstand. So I took a huge gulp, only to realize it was my mom's ashtray. FYL. I know the feeling. Oh, the joys of living with smokers.