Miscellaneous: Tasty!

Tasty!

By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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You deserved it 3 390

By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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Big tasty

By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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You deserved it 600

By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

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You deserved it 30 423

By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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You deserved it 8 018

By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 12:37 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 759

Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 380

intensitive 11

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:50

I would have spit it in her face.

ricosuave1106 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:50

sounds like a great mom...

Comments

ILikePopCorn 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:48

^^^ haha yeah i go for the 'she dosent like you too much' option.

commotiion 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:51

if I had a dollar for every time that happened to me... I guess I'd be flat broke

supersonickrash 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:05

fyl for not looking in the can before drinking. lol. p.s dont drink and drive.

uxoriouswidow 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:13

Must've been an a fantashtic ashortment of flavours.

aback 4

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:20

She's lucky you didn't puke on her. Mother's Day is coming up--get mom a nice ashtray.

DecoyChild 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:20

I have done that so many time on my own, I wouldn't need my moms help.

imdeborah 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:23

EEWWWW, THAT IS EXTREMELY DISGUSTING.

Starlight17 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:25

smoking is very very bad for you! plus you look way to young to be smoking! if you want motivation to quit search oral cancer in google images trust me, you won't wanna smoke after that!

Starlight17 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:27

oops that wad a reply to mermaidsong!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:30

I don't smoke :]

UnicornsDoExist 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:43

ive done that. except my dad wasnt there i just drank some. and he said it was weeks old. ew!!

LaLaJuice 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:46

@ #59 snickerdoodles..stfu ..your comments on everyones FML are really lame stop trying to sound all intelligent ..no one really gives a shit about whatever nonsense that you think we need to hear..Kay thanks