Teachers, Swimming pool and Kids: Teaching moment

Teaching moment

By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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By Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:10

#2 How does he deserve it? Oh I gotcha, OP teaches kids to swim so he deserves a face full of child piss....... But man that does suck. At least you were blowing bubbles and none of the water went in your mouth. Still pretty gross

TRAX_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:01

thats gross

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Thermotic 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:48

All of you who swim are ******* idiots, because almost 100% of people pee in the water. Just because you can't see it/ they don't say anything it doesn't mean its not there.

Sutefu_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:04

Lol. Wow, that's funny. Don't feel bad. It's kid's pee. It's not like your going to die. That's why they put chlorine in the water. If it was an adult, I'd be freaked out. Some people's pee is stronger than you think. :P

Kellayy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:09

ROFLMAO. Pee is sterile at least. :/ Couldve been worse.

Contra 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:44

#71: It's not shit happening to the OP though, it's piss. But yeah, 7 seconds. And seeing as pee is sterile, you're not gonna die.

footer35 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:11

#6 ew.. wtf?!... thanks for the info lol

BBMountain 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:41

HAHAHAHAHA That's hilarious I teach lessons too, better then the alternative! :)

thebadguy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 8:26

very funny but if you are a swimmer or water polo player or teach swim lessons you have peed in a pool or two then done a swim set so what the big deal...

pancakelover 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:37

That's nasty!

thechazster814 0

Friday 24 April 2009 10:10

oh geez.. i teach swimming lessons too and im pretty sure this could happen to anyone.. even though every single pool i get into i pee hahaha my best friend i work with got thrown up on with hot dog chunks right onto his face while teaching swimming lessons.. F his life