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By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
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nattlecakes 19

Why weren't you wearing a bra?

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Godsofdracos 15

The same reason a guy doesn't have to wear boxers.... Because you are NOT required to.

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skyeyez9 24

This needs to be illustrated!

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RedPillSucks 31

You just want to see the artist draw some boobies.

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icandothecancan 24

Not gonna lie, I'll laugh my ass off if this gets illustrated. I'd print it off and hang it in my house with pride.

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Cubobles 7

Do your boobs hang low do the wobble to the flow

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aleena525 4

I think that was me driving

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Ishilied 11

I'd be more concerned about your son than your shame. <<;

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Gh0stlyPhire 8

I don't quite get how you're in boot with phone/internet access. We barely got phone calls for holidays.

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AmusedButton 7

**** covered; child dead after being hit by car. Parent cant work gate. News @ 11

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