Kids: Technique

Technique

By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

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By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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cjmedic 12

Sunday 22 June 2014 13:43

Calm your ****.

NopeFuckThat 7

Sunday 22 June 2014 13:40

At least your son is okay (?) :)

Comments

rdenkewicz 11

Sunday 22 June 2014 18:27

Hey! Whatever works!

Brilliant66star 17

Sunday 22 June 2014 18:40

Your child is alive; just be thankful.

Chas4739 5

Sunday 22 June 2014 19:22

At first I thought is said 18 year old and I was so confused, people should really stop counting months after 12 months. Cuz I'm 16 years old, not 192 months old

Phoebe18 14

Monday 23 June 2014 0:33

Or you could learn to read properly and not complain about the way someone counts their child's age. Who cares if someone says their child is 14 months instead of a year old. With in one month their development stage can change so quick so stating their age in months helps a lot of people know what stage of growing and learning the child would be up to. Stop complaining

JJ_86 22

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:09

Flash flash.. Slow down!!!!

31OctoberLove 2

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:16

honey, where was the bra?!

91hayek 31

Monday 23 June 2014 2:40

Most women are averse to bras when the straps could show for spaghetti strapped dresses or strapless dresses or off shoulder dresses. She could have worn a strapless bra but they are uncomfortable and impractical. Or so I hear.

31OctoberLove 2

Monday 23 June 2014 4:17

if a girl has more than an A cup (which sounds to be the case), 95% of dresses aren't going to have the support these flappy, tittyknockers need.

icandothecancan 24

Tuesday 24 June 2014 5:44

Excellent response, lwtumn! I actually was enjoying a bit of freeboobing while lazing around my house on a Sunday morning. Also, I stopped breastfeeding my son back in March. ;)