Kids: Technique

Technique

By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

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You deserved it 6 266

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By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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You deserved it 4 385

Chase me!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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You deserved it 257

By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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You deserved it 2 528

By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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You deserved it 55 278

By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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You deserved it 4 853

Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 242

You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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You deserved it 7 372

By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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You deserved it 1 448

By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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You deserved it 15 163

This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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You deserved it 10 376

cjmedic 12

Sunday 22 June 2014 13:43

Calm your ****.

NopeFuckThat 7

Sunday 22 June 2014 13:40

At least your son is okay (?) :)

Comments

sartrow 8

Sunday 22 June 2014 15:22

it's Aa bird, it's a plane, NO its SUPER ****! :)

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 22 June 2014 15:36

Well, that was a titty situation. Anybody? No? Ok. I'll shuffle off now.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 22 June 2014 15:45

That must have been a sight to see...everyone alright?

mannatee 19

Sunday 22 June 2014 15:53

Is your son alright?

mccrightp 29

Sunday 22 June 2014 16:16

You nipped out to save you son! That's really the only important thing.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 22 June 2014 16:18

It probably just looked like your son forgot his lunch.

Tiber_fml 12

Sunday 22 June 2014 16:21

Hurray for boobs. Many uses feed babies, toys for men and slow drivers down so they don't run down the kid.

damnit1989 16

Sunday 22 June 2014 16:50

Which part is the FML? You sound more worried about your tit than about your child. That worries me a little

cjmedic 12

Monday 23 June 2014 0:21

That's because her kid is okay.

meegal 12

Sunday 22 June 2014 17:38

Your kid is a year and a half old, or even better, a year old. Why do people still count babies age in months? I'm not 252 months old... i'm 21 years old.

hellphone_fml 37

Sunday 22 June 2014 17:44

Babies develop really fast so you say their age in months because the difference a month makes is huge, you stop after they hit toddler sizes because they develope but not at the excessive rate babies do.