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By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
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sartrow 8

it's Aa bird, it's a plane, NO its SUPER ****! :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, that was a titty situation. Anybody? No? Ok. I'll shuffle off now.

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worldclassrager 39

That must have been a sight to see...everyone alright?

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mccrightp 29

You nipped out to save you son! That's really the only important thing.

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buckdharma 36

It probably just looked like your son forgot his lunch.

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Tiber_fml 12

Hurray for boobs. Many uses feed babies, toys for men and slow drivers down so they don't run down the kid.

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damnit1989 16

Which part is the FML? You sound more worried about your tit than about your child. That worries me a little

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meegal 12

Your kid is a year and a half old, or even better, a year old. Why do people still count babies age in months? I'm not 252 months old... i'm 21 years old.

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hellphone_fml 37

Babies develop really fast so you say their age in months because the difference a month makes is huge, you stop after they hit toddler sizes because they develope but not at the excessive rate babies do.

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Mira Lux 26

There is a big difference between a 12 month old and 23 month old. Till the child is about 3-4 you kind of need to count months instead of years.

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hannah_cheers 30

Something like that happened to me before too. Except I was chasing my nephew. Once babies learn to run, they won't stop. Trust me.

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