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By kiwi023 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada
By kiwi023 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada
What a b****. That's just friggen rude, FHisLife not hers. Break up, not make up. She should get her ass dumped.
#22, maybe the only thing OP's boyfriend ever talks about is how messy her house is and that she should clean it up. So if she cleans it up, it eliminates the possibility that he'll bitch about a dirty house again. (hopefully) It's a case of "I'll just do it so he'll shut up"
25-it's an "already clean house".
25 is that Jetts gym? If so we may go to the gym together. Which jetts do you go to? BRO-HOOF.
26, A clean house can always be cleaned a little bit more. She could have gone to the extremes... Ohhh a Perth user! Nah man, this ain't Jetts. It's just a gym belonging to the city of Armadale, and I just use it because I got a free membership to it :p
We've been over this 3 times previously :P Couple years back, though. Mint bro, looks well similar to a Jetts gym unna. Why armadale? You live out there? Do people still say CHYEHH DARDZ out that way? :P
Sorry man! I tend to forget! But yeah it would have been a while ago as I just started commenting again recently. Hahaha ahm I live in mt.Nasura, 15 min drive or so from armadale, but yeah I got the membership free because I work for the city of armadale (lifeguard at the public pool) And yeah it does look like a Jett's, I recon because of the red theme? Which jetts you use? Hahah the natives down here still use "chyeaahh dardz" and "dardy" haha
"natives" :P Usually the Midland one, so I'm in no position to point and say "gym in the slumps!" :P But I need to go bigger cause I'm maxing the 40KG dumbbells for chest press and bent over rows :( You seen the gym called "Muscle pit"? I laugh every time I see that name. Though I'm thinking of joining. :P
Happy valentines...
46 - I use the mobile FML, if they add an inbox system on here, I'll start inboxing and if you're lucky, I'll start flexing too. Don't be mad that a social site is being used for social networking. *flex*
Today, I was too much of a pussy to tell my boyfriend I didn't want to talk to him. Wahhh. FML
Couldn't you have come up with a better excuse? Like telling him "I can't talk to you because I'm a total dumbass" works fine
Why is it that people today think that sex is the majority of a relationship.
It's ALL 16 year old girls think about.
Why would she want to "make it work", if OP is willing to spend energy on something she doesn't need to do to avoid even talking to her boyfriend? Unless, you meant that OP's boyfriend is the one who should put on make up...
That bad huh?
you should break it off...dragging him along is not fair to him
Keywords
Somebody needs to either break up or make up
wanna clean my house while you're at it?