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By pizzacat - 22/09/2010 08:49 - Australia

Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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perdix 29

He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!

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shirogoma 0

Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.

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Hellooomindyy 0

For all you know he found you unattractive, and really was nervous.

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GrEaT_BaMbInO 0

besides the fact that he was masturbating to her image in front of her

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SaintE_fml 0

he thought you liked him, extra nice and the view

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WaylonD 4

He was probably nervous because he was gay, n u were making him rethink his gayness! lol

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Dumb kid! If her top is loose you shake her hand lots and watch the girls bounce =p

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LOLSWAT 0

1: **** are always relevant. 2: **** are always awesome. 3: its **** people! come on, even girls like nice big ****, cuz a lot of em want the nice big ****. 4: its ****, stfu ppl, **** are awesome! OP: so what if u gave him a boner? it happens, nice **** or a nice ass will do that. count ur blessings and enjoy your nice big ****, or at least let us enjoy them, ok?and this isnt a FML, its a WIN kinda moment. dude found u appealling enough to get a bone. take that as a complement, jeez. actions speak louder than words, plus guys dont normally say " hey i like u and find u attractive and sexually appealing". and we cant help it goddamnit, its genetics and nature.

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analyzewithin 0

This sounds like a mediocre start to a bad ****. He probably thought you being "extra nice" to him meant you were sexually attracted to him in some way, hence the wood. More buttons, less extra nice. +/-

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