Thanks, but no thanks

By rick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Roanoke

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Top comments

Welshite 39

That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.

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emilycb93 12

Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.

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Comments

Tali147 16

I don't think that's awful! She thinks you're handsome! My grandmother has never complimented me once!

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Well she is old, so maybe this is just her way of complimenting you.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

At least your grandma actually compliments you. the only time my grandma talks to me is to complain about how "all grandchildren are rotten little *****."

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Pikawhore 21

You couldn't go gay for yourself, OP? ; )

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JandTaco 13

Does she have memory problems? It sounds like she was talking to you about you.

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Ramanella 26

She is talking about him to him. That's pretty much the whole FML, but she thought he looked like a girl, or she thought her grandson is gay.

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VeganVampyre 26

She said he was a handsome man, so I highly doubt she thought he was a girl.

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lwonderful 11

YDI for posting this. How is this, in any way, her fault?

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olpally 32

Please read the FML again. Good lord.

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Ambient25 24

I think #24 is the one with Alzheimer's

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swick25 22

WOW aren't you quite the little bitch #24

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MidnaLink 33

Yes, and Grandma and OP may not know if she has it, so that's why I suggested it.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Apparently she thinks the only person good enough to be with you is you.

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