Thanks for bringing that up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML
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Top comments

5t3ff1k4h 44

Chill out. If it hasn't happened for that many years, it shouldn't be an issue.

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Freeze_fml 16

But you haven't wet the bed since you were seven. So it's not really an issue.

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__FML_FML_FML__ 0

LOOL. your mom is probably just trying to embarrass you.

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evig_fml 16

103 you know very little the tampon goes in from the front not the back but it's ok cause we don't make fun of retards like you on fml :)

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garrettjordan 0

you really don't think I know where a tampon goes it's called sarcasm it's ok we don't make fun of all retards like you on FML

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20waffleater10 0

you will still take it to the grave, it's just other ppl know your secret now! and your mom should have to give you a blumpkin for asking that question and your girlfriend should have to give you a blumpkin for knowing about your peeing the bed!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What is with those blumpkin comments? Geez. They're not funny.

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20waffleater10 0

#24 you apparently have never gotten a blumpkin!

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garrettjordan 0

what's with you hating on everything and being such a dick take a joke and the tampon out of your ass

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Are you reading your comments? I think you're the one with the tampon up the ass. Maybe something a little bigger.

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garrettjordan 0

reading my comments? I haven't said one negative thing yet like your bitching ass has

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ohrlynow 9

I don't see why childhood incontinence would be humiliating enough to qualify as a secret to take to the grave.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Neither do I. It's fairly common in children that age. I can't imagine anyone shallow enough to break up with her bf over that.

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TahoeFMler 22

Right?! I bet most all of us did it at some point or another! Probably even the guys girlfriend! Lame fml!

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underyourbreath 8

I third that notion. I actually don't know anyone who never wet the bed when they were younger. Bed wetting when you're still a little kid goes even beyond 'common' to 'the norm'. I wouldn't be too embarrassed

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mrahhhhh 21

30 years from now... MOM: Sonny I met a very handsome man on Facebook version 2040, which let's you smell the person you're talking too! Wanna meet him? OP: Sure... Later: OLD GUY: I've had a great time. Hey sweetheart, wanna come over to my place and have a sleep over? "winks" OP: So Mom, do you still have problems wetting the bed?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

34 - Yeah. So new boyfriend (old dude) gets to change them.

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polopony 0

Hey - what do old people smell like? depends

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jakii_ 0

ohh lol i got it after i posted it xD

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shhhh_x0 0

sorry but i dont get it. depends on..?

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eradonnes 0

i stopped peein my bed wen i was 14..(im 15)soo ur lucky

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xxgallardolp560 5

I never wet my bed. I'm the luckiest.  I did puke on it. 

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kwmfl 4

Eradonnes, dont worry. You're not alone either. I didn't stop peeing my bed until i was 12...

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themaster420 0

wow some things r better left unsaid

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Raheem7 0

I was once incredibly sick and tired that I woke up and puked on my bed, then moved to the other room to sleep. The puke was just sitting there until my dog decided to get to work.

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