By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML
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AnOriginalName 19

Hey, even crack users can be classy when they want.

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GRubi 17

Here's the real question. Who'd she leave them to?

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AnOriginalName 19

Hey, even crack users can be classy when they want.

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orbit 22

That's why whenever I'm smoking crack, the pinky fingers always out!

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DogeMan 14

Mom has some explaining to do

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cadillacgal79 32

From the other side?

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tony1891 22

is Someone trying to "crack" a joke here?

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Aero_x 21

OP, if you wanted a joke, guess what's six inches long and not getting blown tonight? Your mom's crackpipe. On a happier note, sorry for your loss ♡

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meli1195 31

I don't think you should tell more jokes...

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ksks1234 33

9-- maybe op can hire John Edwards of whomever that jersey lady is.

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn you, Aero, for making me laugh at a ****** up joke

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fivetimeslonger 24

#23, that was absolutely terrible, regardless of your failed attempt to make it "okay" with that last sentence. In the future, please refrain from communicating whatever asinine thought comes into your head. Thank you.

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teapotrevolt 27

I'm one of those people who deal with sadness, frustration or whatever with humor. So while these jokes some think are inappropriate and "asinine", maybe that's how they cope. Just sharing my opinion.

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GRubi 17

Here's the real question. Who'd she leave them to?

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Earths_Venus 25

This post really cracked me up. *Waiting for the downvotes*

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ShadowlessSpear 21

You got what you asked for.

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DomiLove 26

"And that's the first time I sucked dick for crack" Chappelle's Show reference x)

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Jameslikesguys 13

Best to just get rid of them, my condolences for your mothers passing.

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fivetimeslonger 24

I agree, (carefully) break them and dispose of them.

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rayman173 2

Sorry for your loss, at least you know your mom had good times.

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