Money, Weddings, Gifts and Awkward: Thanks for that

Thanks for that

By bride2be - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML

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You deserved it 3 488

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 14 February 2011 9:12

Tell her you'll send it back immediately, but Ebay it instead for money. If she asks where it is, say it got lost in the post somewhere :P

Doortje 29

Monday 14 February 2011 9:16

Return a picture of your middle finger. What a bitch.

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KevinFlynn 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:20

yea....I would have told her no

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 19:37

Say no.

BananEnigma 24

Sunday 5 July 2015 7:03

I would just be like "F.U." And hang up. :)

ihatedouchbags 17

Tuesday 4 October 2016 3:56

Send it back to her op, no one needs her or her present. Karma will get her back. Don't do anything that will make you close to her standards.

Quid_Pro_Quo 1

Saturday 17 December 2016 4:12

Since she yelled at you, I wouldn't send it back.

Welp- 4

Friday 29 September 2023 7:52

take a shit on it first.

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