Kids, Relatable and Awkward: Thanks for the memories

Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I talked to my ex from Uni for the first time in 10 years. I told her my wife and I just had a baby, and her immediate response was, "I WAS A BABY ONCE!" What the hell did I see in her? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:58

Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML

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By WasFeelingGood - 27/10/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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lonkite101 14

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:00

Try to move on.... He wasn't TRYING to hurt you.

rachelongaku 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:01

Ydi for being so sensitive about it. He was trying to be nice to you and start a conversation.

Comments

TinyGiant 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:17

You need to toughen up, god damn woman.

candylandy 1

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:25

It's not like he knew..

Emerald_86 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:31

2 years and you're not over it yet??. so you get mad at a guy that doesn't know because.????... I mean I know it's not his business to know ..so you say yeaaa.. And keep walking .

guitar666God 12

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:42

There is no way he knew about that, he was just trying to start a conversation with someone from "the olden days"

flockz 19

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:44

wow lady you're a bitch. you could have easily cut him off and say that it was your neice or that you weren't married currently. but you decided to lead him on and on without saying a word and then blaming him for being an asshole? **** you lady. you sound like a girl that would friendzone a nice guy and then date a douchebag and post on facebook "why are all guys such dicks?"

brandon3747 16

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:48

Well he didn't know and it's time to move on I guess

kzxvazure 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:48

Not his fault, he didn't know

Dallasluver19 14

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:54

He didn't know!

IsBitchBetter 1

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:59

I'm sure he was only trying to make polite conversation, not be a dick. Why so sensitive? You are getting all butt hurt for no reason. Get over it!

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:00

Sorry, OP. But I wouldn't tell someone they looked like they've had a kid. That's a bit rude. But he just tried to make conversation! It isn't like he knew. Sorry the pain had to be re-hashed.