Love: Thanks for the support - FML

Thanks for the support

By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 380

You deserved it 5 104

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

ILoveTabz 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:10

Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

LizetteBerenice 22

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:10

Aww :(

Comments

ndhin831 2

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:07

That's what friends are for.

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:09

78 quit hoping Chuck Norris is gay, he wouldn't go for you even if he was

lena6310 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:16

And you call these people your friends?

JstLikeFay10 6

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:37

I feel like your friends are probably really ugly and your are at least decent looking and they are jealous... or you could be rly ugly... (IDK the situation) either way ignore them and go find a girlfriend that ISN'T a mythical creature! You can do it :pp

iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:40

Prove them wrong! Get one :p

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:43

Your right one is yet to come.

In_yo_face 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:48

Yeah buddy

inloveee 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:49

time for new friends? I think yes.

mystery987 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:39

Haha

mystery987 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:39

Haha

6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14

Keywords

Thanksgiving Politics Holidays Miscellaneous Family Transportation AITA Am I overreacting? Cars Contraception Love Suspicious Cheating Pregnancy Scary Christmas Sex Awkward Weddings Singing Embarrassing My ex Jealousy Friends Poopoo peepee Health Relatable Mental health Therapy Argument

The Top

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 447

You deserved it 89

Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 356

You deserved it 4 298

The Top

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 968

You deserved it 3 584

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 283

You deserved it 7 087

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 063

You deserved it 2 284

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 190

You deserved it 772

Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 428

You deserved it 167

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 868

You deserved it 3 255