Love: Thanks for the support - FML

Thanks for the support

By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

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ILoveTabz 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:10

Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

LizetteBerenice 22

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:10

Aww :(

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MEXIKANO 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:10

Haha no wonder y?

yaknowiverse 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:11

Awww =( how could they say that? =(

corrinaswan 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:11

Take a joke

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:18

Women are not mythical creatures. After all, one had you! Baffling, yes, mythical, no...Oh, tell your friends that they're wankers & to stop spending so much time on xbox!

ZeDolphinator 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:42

I want friends that could hold conversations like that...

icic6772 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:59

I know exactly how u feel

Greeneyes41 1

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:06

It's funny because I heard the exact same conversation in my LA class today.

Zaffro 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:15

It's only banter mate, throw some back like "yeah the reason I don't have a girl is because being with all yours behind your backs takes up too much effort.". It's just harmless messing around we all do it just take it on the chin.

RunnerDudeTyler 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:17

I disliked hipsters before it was cool.

Gothmonkey7 3

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:22

Oh **** your life! Your life sucks SOOO much because you have friends with a sense of humor.. -.-

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