Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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BreynHope 11

Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

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BlesstheSilence 11

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

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PandaBurst 10

Most people get birthday sex. You, my dear, are getting birthday anal. Haha! Have fun with that one. *Cringes*

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MrBoredomioo 18

Now that's a crappy gift!

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Muttley9 13

Maybe he is trying to tell you 1.) He's kinkier than you. 2.) He does NOT use condoms during anal sex. 3.) He sincerely wishes to do your sweet virgin anus. 4. He is already contemplating the next virgin orifice...

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StinkMonkey22 4

He obviously wants anal, not hard to notice.

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fckmylife1018 0

I didn't even receive a single gift on my birthday

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CoriCat 25

Nothing says happy birthday than good clean anal!

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