Thanks, I guess?

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Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML
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SnipeFatPeople 6

I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D

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ScaughtieHolden 11

You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.

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Almandine 7

Do you eat the beef ramen? I've found when I eat that my sweat sometimes smells like beef soup broth.

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futtbucker92 0

Yes as a matter of fact, I do. I practically lived off of them for like two years in college.

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vucui 21

I'm a bit ashamed to say that if I were ever to meet you, I'd probably lick you.

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futtbucker92 0

You'd want to lick my armpit? And I thought I was gross...

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Steve95401 49

It's better than smelling like fish.

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thethingy 6

better than smelling like a homeless man OP

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jayfreeman80 0

Your friend was no doubt. You should be glad to know this. You obviously have poor personal hygiene!!!!! GROSSS!!!!!!!

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futtbucker92 0

So, by your infallible logic, just because my body emits a certain odor I must have terrible personal hygiene?

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furbyface711 9

My fiancé tells me after work I smell like salt and vinegar chips. And then I shower.

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TheWelshy 8

BO is based entirely on the food and chemicals our bodies consume, a new deoderant wouldnt do anything other than cover it up

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brandy1 5

Depend on the beef a guess. If it was well done cooked beef or rare, or if it was filet mignon or chuck. You may not be so delicious after all!

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mixzies 6

Hey, I just met you, and you smell like gravyyyyyyy. So here's some soap. So shower maybe?

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