Smells and Health: Thanks, I guess?

Or - or! - maybe the OP's friends meant after work. Or after working out. Or first thing in the morning, before showering. Human beings are not required to smell like roses 100% of the time, and that doesn't mean their hygiene sucks.

mod3rator 2

Sunday 25 November 2012 23:31

You use ellipsis completely wrong. Go back to middle school please. It would save the rest of us from all the palms smacking our faces.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:05

Yes it would. People would try to eat you.

AgentSmith79 9

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:11

Isn't that the point??

futtbucker92 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:19

People I can deal with. But an army of stoner chipmunks with the munches is what I'm worried about.

JustKittyKat 24

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:59

"I'm disgustingly delicious." I love that.

Complaining 13

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:09

That is obviously not natural unless you are beef or an onion.

s0ulslack 20

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:23

Quit eating beef cooked in onions, prettttty easy one there

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