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Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML
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SnipeFatPeople 6

I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D

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ScaughtieHolden 11

You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.

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RoseCrystal 17

Zombies will eat you first then. Better build up the cardio

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JubileeBee 31

Haha, you suck.

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outoftown 26

Somewhere, Warren Zevon is smiling :) If OP's friends know the song, they are comparing him to a psycho.

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firefighterjohn 9

I saw something on the health channel about this lol. that some ppls body odor spell like beef and pork. lol. its nasty though. I wouldn't beable to eat pork or beef after knowing someones body oder smelt like that lol

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ChuckMcNugget 1

Dont wonder in to the canible part of the woods

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FML_14u2c 14

You are what you eat, OP. (Unfortunately, you also smell like it, apparently.)

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blubberfish 10

That awkward moment when, cannibals.

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MasterGamer591 13

Even though it may sound good I don't like it when people smell like food because in reality I know ours their sweat

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